I told my buddy, ‘That’s a nice tie’ once, but what I really meant was put your dick in my mouth but in a platonic sort of way. “Drunk naked rollerblading in a park with erotic posing with my best friend, Peyton. Drunk naked rollerblading in a park with erotic posing with my best friend, Peyton. “Butt sex but I said no homo so it wasn’t gay.”Ĩ. Butt sex but I said no homo so it wasn’t gay. I guess you could say I’m a flaming homosexual.”ħ. “I accidentally touched a guy’s hand while I was giving him his change. I guess you could say Im a flaming homosexual. I accidentally touched a guy’s hand while I was giving him his change. That was less gay than the naked Karaoke.”Ħ. It didn’t do anything for me but the women were into it. My wife and some other women said it would be hot. I also made out with a bisexual guy at a swinger party. “I did over an hour of naked karaoke duets with another dude at a nudist resort.
I did over an hour of naked karaoke duets with another dude at a nudist resort. “Full anal but made sure the balls didn’t touch.”Ĥ. Full anal but made sure the balls didn’t touch.
“My friend told me he was gay…I was so surprised I nearly choked on his penis.”Ģ. My friend told me he was gay…I was so surprised I nearly choked on his penis.
